讓人歡喜讓人憂的消息--雙語幽默笑話
the soldiers had been marching and fighting, they were dirty, hot and tired. one day, the general announced: "my men, i have some good news and some bad news for you. which one would you like first?"
士兵們連續(xù)的行軍，作戰(zhàn)，他們又累又熱又臟。一天，將軍宣布：“士兵們，我有一些好消息和壞消息要告訴你們。你們愿意先聽哪個呢？”
"the good news!" they all shouted.
“好消息！”他們?nèi)碌馈?br />
"ok," said the general. "the good news is that you will each be receiving a complete change of clothing."
“好吧，”將軍說，“好消息就是你們每個人都可以徹底的換一身衣服。”
"hurrah!" chorused the soldiers.
“烏拉！”士兵們高興地大叫起來。
"and now for the bad news. jack, you will change with john. john, you will change with tom. tom, you will change with robert. robert ...
“現(xiàn)在呢，該是壞消息了。杰克，你將和約翰換衣服，約翰，你和湯姆換，湯姆，你和羅伯特?fù)Q，羅伯特……
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