英漢雙語笑話：如此泄憤
husband: everytime i hit you, you never fight back. how do you manage your anger?
wife: i clean the toilet seat.............
husband: how does it help
wife: i use your toothbrush!!!!
丈夫：每次我揍你的時候，你都不還手。你是怎么出這口氣的？
妻子：每次我都去刷廁所。
丈夫：這能管用嗎？
妻子：刷廁所用的是你的牙刷。
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