男人們制定的“婦女守則”（系列5）
這是一篇既有趣又有一定真實(shí)性的文章，一定程度上反映了男生男人們的心理。與大家分享一下，希望你們也會(huì)喜歡。
We guys always hear the rules from our women. Here are Our rules. Note all rules are numbered #1 on purpose.
我們男人總是聽(tīng)到自己女人制訂的規(guī)則，以下是我們的規(guī)則。注意！所有的規(guī)則都被列為“第一”，這是有意的。
#1 A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
第一條：頭痛若持續(xù)17個(gè)月一定是有問(wèn)題。要去看醫(yī)生的。
#1 Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact all comments become null and void after 7days.
第一條：我們半年前說(shuō)過(guò)的話(huà)不能被用在現(xiàn)在的爭(zhēng)論中。事實(shí)上，所有說(shuō)過(guò)的話(huà)七天后就失效了。
#1 If something we said could be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
第一條：如果我們說(shuō)過(guò)的話(huà)可以被解釋成兩種意思，而其中一種意思會(huì)使你悲傷或者憤怒，那么我們應(yīng)該選取另一種“解釋”。
（源自《看幽默故事學(xué)英語(yǔ)》 通訊員廈門(mén)大學(xué)魏紅心供稿 英語(yǔ)點(diǎn)津陳蓓編輯）
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