海外趣聞：說說你剛出國時鬧的笑話
1。有一個是剛來英國的時候看到英國滿大街的‘toilet'，覺得很奇怪。 后來才發現原來是出租房子的’to let'。。。。。
2。我剛來的時候什么地方都不認識，就叫一個男生帶我去超市，然后問他哪里有羊肉，他找了半天沒找到，我就說算了，下次吧，他說你等等我，然后找了一個staff和人家咩～咩”，我當時就想說我不認識他，那個staff還真把他帶去羊肉那。。。
呵呵，賣羊肉還能咩，我聽過買蟹肉棒就學螃蟹走路的。
3。講一個朋友的, 一個男生剛來住在host family, 每天吃不飽, 也不敢說. 于是半夜爬起來找東西吃。在廚房的柜子里發現一盒餅干, 雖然不好吃, 不過實在太餓了, 就著水吃了好多。 第二天早上, 房東找他談話說。如果你下次晚上餓了, 就到冰箱里找東西吃, 不要吃那個餅干. 因為那個是給狗吃的。
4。還有還有，超市里賣的瓜子瓤好便宜啊，比瓜子便宜多列，后來才知道，是給鳥吃的。
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