Piano jokes
Q： What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft？
A： A flat minor.
Q： What do you get if you run over an army officer with a steam roller？
A： A flat major.
Q： What do you say to an army officer as you're about to run him or her over with a steam roller？
A： Be flat， major.
Q： What do you say after you run an army officer over with a steam roller？
A： See flat major.
Q： What key is "Exploring The Cave With No Flashlight" written in？
A： C sharp or B flat.
Q： What do you get when an army officer puts his nose to the grindstone？
A： A sharp major.
Q： What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music？
A： A natural major.
Q： What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away？
A： Root position cords.
A note left for a pianist from his wife
Gone Chopin， （have Liszt）， Bach in a Minuet.
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