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Piano jokes

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  Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

  A: A flat minor.

  Q: What do you get if you run over an army officer with a steam roller?

  A: A flat major.

  Q: What do you say to an army officer as you're about to run him or her over with a steam roller?

  A: Be flat, major.

  Q: What do you say after you run an army officer over with a steam roller?

  A: See flat major.

  Q: What key is "Exploring The Cave With No Flashlight" written in?

  A: C sharp or B flat.

  Q: What do you get when an army officer puts his nose to the grindstone?

  A: A sharp major.

  Q: What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

  A: A natural major.

  Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

  A: Root position cords.

  A note left for a pianist from his wife

  Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.

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