作偽證
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To Bear False Witness
A farmer who was a witness in a hog stealing case seemed to be stretching a point or two in favor of the accused．"Do you know the nature of an oath?" the prosecuting attorney roared．
"Sure．"
"Do you know you are not to bear false witness against your neighbor?"
"I'm not bearing false witness against him．I'm bearing false witness for him．"
作偽證
在一樁偷獵案中作證的農(nóng)夫說了一兩句有利于被告的話。
“你知道誓言的本質(zhì)嗎？”檢察官大聲吼道。
“當(dāng)然。”
“你難道不知道你不該作不利于你的鄰居的偽證嗎？”
“我沒有作不利于他的偽證。我是在作有利于他的偽證。”
本文標(biāo)題：作偽證 - 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事A farmer who was a witness in a hog stealing case seemed to be stretching a point or two in favor of the accused．"Do you know the nature of an oath?" the prosecuting attorney roared．
"Sure．"
"Do you know you are not to bear false witness against your neighbor?"
"I'm not bearing false witness against him．I'm bearing false witness for him．"
作偽證
在一樁偷獵案中作證的農(nóng)夫說了一兩句有利于被告的話。
“你知道誓言的本質(zhì)嗎？”檢察官大聲吼道。
“當(dāng)然。”
“你難道不知道你不該作不利于你的鄰居的偽證嗎？”
“我沒有作不利于他的偽證。我是在作有利于他的偽證。”
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