狡詐的走私犯--雙語幽默笑話
the suspicious-looking man drove up to the border, where he was greeted by a sentry（哨兵） . when the guard looked in the trunk, he was surprised to find six sacks bulging at the seams（縫合線）.
一個形跡可疑的人開車來到邊境，哨兵迎了上去。哨兵在檢查汽車行李箱時，驚奇地發現了六個接縫處鼓得緊繃繃的大口袋。
"what's in here?" he asked.
“里面裝的是什么？”他問道。
"dirt," the driver replied.
“土。”司機回答。
"take them out," the guard instructed. "i want to check them."
“把袋子拿出來”，哨兵命令道：“我要檢查。”
obliging, the man removed the bags, and sure enough, each one of them contained nothing but dirt. reluctantly, the guard let him go.
那人順從地把口袋搬了出來。確實，口袋里除了土以外，別無他特。哨兵很不情愿地讓他通過了。
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