Mom, is God a man or woman? 雙語笑話
A boy says to her mother, "Mom, is God a man or woman?"
The mom thinks a while and says, "Well, son, God is both man and woman."
The son is confused, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
The mother replies, "God is both black and white, honey."
The son, still curious, says after a while, "Is God gay or straight, mommy?"
The mother, getting a little worried, answers, "Son, God is both gay and straight."
The son thinks about it, and his face lights up when he thinks he finally has answered his question: "Is God Michael Jackson?"
一個(gè)男孩說她的母親，“媽媽，上帝是男人還是女人？”
媽媽認(rèn)為這一段時(shí)間，說：“好吧，兒子，上帝是男人和女人。”
兒子是混亂的，所以他問：“上帝是黑人還是白人？”
這位母親回答說：“上帝是黑色和白色，親愛的。”
他的兒子，還好奇說，一段時(shí)間后，“上帝是同性戀或直，媽媽？”
這位母親，變得有點(diǎn)兒擔(dān)心，回答：“孩子，上帝是男人也是女人。”
兒子想想，他的臉亮起來時(shí)，他認(rèn)為他終于回答他的問題：“上帝是邁克爾杰克遜？”
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