擁有正確的判斷力--雙語幽默漫畫
"You married me--that proves you're brilliant and a great judge of character.Put that on your resume!"
-你和我結婚了-這說明你很聰明且有很強的判斷力!把這點寫到你的簡歷中吧。
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