Marriage Joke(19)
A few days before her birthday a husband asked his wife，“Dear，what would you like for your present？”
Wife：I really don‘t think I should day. Husband：How about a diamond ring？
Wife：I don‘t care much for diamonds. Husband：well，the，a mink coat？
Wife：You know I do not like furs. Husband：A golden necklace？
Wife：I already have three of them. Husband：Well，gosh，what do you want？
Wife：What I‘d really like is a divorce Husband：Hmmm，I wasn’t planning on spending that much
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