那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事60：他只是在喝醉的時候才這樣
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
Only when he's DRUNK
他只是在喝醉的時候才這樣
A man is driving with his wife, when he is pulled over by a policeman. "Sir, " says the cop. "You ， were going 60 in a 50." "No, I wasn't. "Yes, you were," says the wife. "Keep quiet!"says the man, angrily. "And you were't wearing a seat belt, "says the cop."Yes, l was." "No,you weren't，says the wife."SHUT UPln says the man, really angry."Ma'am,' asks the cop,'is he always rude and violent?'Only when he's DRUNK．"
有個男人開著車，車?yán)镒掀拧Ｒ晃痪熳屗Ｔ诼愤叄瑢λf：“先生，你在限速50的路上開600"”我沒有。“他老婆說：”你是開那么快。“男人生氣地說：”閉嘴！”警察說：“你還沒有系安全帶。”我系了。"他老婆說：“你是沒有系。男人非常生氣地說：”閉嘴！”警察問：“夫人，他一直是那么粗魯和野蠻嗎？”他只是在喝醉的時候才這樣。“
單詞＆詞組
Insert 插入，刊登
classified （報紙、雜志的廣告或廣告版）分類的
pediatrician 小兒科醫(yī)師
checkup 檢查，核對，體格檢查
anesthetlzed 使麻醉，使麻木
stupor 恍惚，昏迷，驚愕
pull over 靠向路邊
seat belt 座椅安全帶
知道不知道
如何用英文打電話和接電話
Who do you want to speak with(talk to)?
請問找哪位？
Nina，please．
尼娜。
Hold on’please．
請等一下。
Oh, She is in the office of General Manager. Any message?
她現(xiàn)在總經(jīng)理辦公室。要留言嗎？
No．I'll call later.
不必了，我晚點(diǎn)再打來。
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