時間對豬有什么意義?
What's time to a pig？
One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, to see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer, “ I see that your pig likes apples, but isn't that quite a waste of time？” The farmer replied, “ What's time to a pig？”
時間對豬有什么意義？
一天，有一個城市里的游客來到一個小鄉村，在鄉間路上開著車，想看看農莊是什么樣子，也想看看農夫怎樣種田過日子。這位城里人看見一位農夫在宅后的草地上，手中抱著一頭豬，并把它舉得高高的，好讓它能夠吃到樹上的蘋果。城里人對農夫說，“我看你的豬挺喜歡吃蘋果的，但是，這不是很浪費時間嗎？”那位農夫回答說，“時間對豬有什么意義？”
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