傻瓜來信
Mr. Henry Beecher entered Plymouth Church one Sunday and found several letters awaiting him. He opened one and found it contained the single word “Fool.” Quietly and with becoming seriousness he announced to the congregation the fact in these words
“I have known many an instance of a man writing a letter and forgetting to sign his name, but this is the only instance I have ever known of a man signing his name and forgetting to write the letter.”
傻瓜來信
一個星期天，亨利?比切先生上普利茅斯的教堂去，在那里有他的幾封信。他打開其中一封，發(fā)現(xiàn)信中只寫著“傻瓜”兩個字。他平靜而認真地把這件事告訴教友們，他這樣說：“寫信時忘了簽名的人，我倒遇見過很多，但只簽了名卻忘了寫信的人，我卻是頭一次遇到。”
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