招生
Student Recruitment
The meanest principal in the world was worried that his private school would close because of lack of students. One day he called in his assistant and demanded that he go out and recruit more students or be fired.
The next day five new students signed up. The day after that another ten signed up. Within a week the enrollment was sky high.
Pulling his assistant aside one day, the principle asked, “How did you get so many new students to sign up？”
“It was easy,” replied the assistant. “I just started a rumor that you were quitting.”
招生
世上最吝嗇的校長擔心由于缺乏生源，他的私立學(xué)校將會關(guān)閉。一天，校長把助理叫來，命令他出外招生，如果招不到便要解雇他。
第二天，有五個新生來報名，第三天又來了10名新生。一個星期后報名人數(shù)已經(jīng)變得非常多。
校長把助理拉到一邊，問：“你是怎么讓這么多新生來報名的？”
“容易，”助理回答道：“我只是散布了一個謠言，說你就要辭職而已。”
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