經驗
Experience
“your honor,” the accused hit-and-run driver's lawyer pleaded, “that man who was injured must have been careless. My client is an experienced driver of more than 20 years.”
“if experience is the issue here,” the other attorney countered, “my client has been walking for over fifty years.
經驗“法官大人，”律師為被控的肇事司機辯護道：“被撞傷的人一定是自己不小心。我的當事人可是一個有著超過20年駕駛經驗的司機。”
“如果經驗可以算數的話，”控方律師反駁說：“我的當事人有超過50年走路的經驗。”
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