送給爸爸的生日禮物-英漢英漢雙語笑話
I'd rather buy a gift 我寧愿買一件禮物
While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. "That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey." Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift."
旅途中，媽媽想起她忘記給爸爸買一件生日禮物。“沒關系”，他說，“我最想要的東西是你的愛、忠貞和溫順”。媽媽沉思片刻后回答說，“我寧愿給你買一件禮物”。
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