簡短英語笑話一則
Customer: Give me a hot dog.
Waiter: With pleasure.
Customer: No, with mustard.
顧客：來個熱狗。
侍者：很高興。
顧客：不要，加上芥末。
（注：英語中with pleasure是“很高興”的意思。這位顧客把pleasure當成調料了。怪不得他說不要pleasure,要芥末呢。）
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