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你娶了我的U married mine

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  Little boy: Daddy, I want to get married.

  Father jokingly said: Oh! Who did you have in mind?

  Little boy:Grandma.

  Father: Wait a minute, you did not think I'd let you marry my mother, did you?

  Little boy:Why not? You married mine.

  中文翻譯:

  小男孩:爸爸,我想結(jié)婚。

  爸爸打趣地問道:噢!誰是你心中合適的人選?

  小男孩:奶奶。

  爸爸:等一下,你認(rèn)為我會讓你娶我的媽媽?

  小男孩:為什么不?你娶了我的媽媽。

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