每日一笑(3.2)
Three Reasons
Teacher: Stone, give me three reasons why you know the Earth to be round.
Stone: Ma says so, Pa says so, and you say so!
三條理由
老師:斯通,說出三條理由來證明地球是圓的。
斯通:媽媽是這么說的,爸爸是這么說的,你也是這么說的。
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