Computer Joke(23)
A man calls technical support for his computer.
?。∕ = Man）
（T = Technical support）
M：Ok，the screen is blue and it says windows has been shut down because an error has been detected.
T：All right，press ctrl alt delete.
M：Now what？
T：Does it say press any key to continue？
M：Yeah，why？
T：Well，lets see，hmm……PRESS IT?。。?！
M：Wait let me find it first.
T：Just Press Any Key?。?！
M：I‘M TRYING TO FIND IT……！
T：When it says any key it means to press ANY key……
M：Oh wait. I found it he he……
T：What does it say now？
M：Sorry the‘Any’key you have pressed does not exist，please click any key.
T：Well，what are you waiting for？
M：I‘m still looking for it.
T：I though you found it？
M：Yeah I did but the‘a(chǎn)ny’it was spelt‘enee’now its spelt‘a(chǎn)ny’
T：……“
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