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我是管離婚訴訟的律師

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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he's doing.

  "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine's Day cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

  "But why?" asks the man.

  "I'm a divorce lawyer.

一天,有個男的去郵局,看到一位中年禿發(fā)男子站柜臺邊上,正往一堆帶著心形圖案的亮粉色信封上,仔仔細(xì)細(xì)地貼著“情人”郵票,緊接著又拿出一個香水瓶往上面噴香水。他實在忍不住好奇,走到禿發(fā)男子身旁,問他在干什么。
  “我要發(fā)1000張署名為‘猜猜我是誰’的情人節(jié)卡。”禿發(fā)男子回答。
   “可這是為嗎呢?”這男的又問。
  “我是管離婚訴訟的律師?!?/P>

         

                        

    



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