不相關(guān)的比較--雙語幽默笑話
comparison
比較
geoffrey says to his father (who is looking at his son’s report card). so i don’t get the highest marks in the class, do you get the highest salary in the office?
杰弗里對爸爸說(爸爸正在看兒子地成績單):我在班里沒有拿到最高的成績,那你在單位里拿到最高的薪水了嗎?
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