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The Emperor Of Russia

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  The Emperor of Russia was once at a gathering in Pariswhen a collection was made for the poor. A very pretty Frenchgirl went to the Emperor and asked for a donation.He pulledout a twentyfranc piece and with a smile said:

  “Voila,Mademoiselle,that is for your beautiful eyes.”The girl bowed and still held out her hand.“What is it youwant now?”asked the Emperor.

  “Something for the poor,now, please,”replied the girl.

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