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三個外科醫生
三個有名的外科醫生正在吹噓他們的技術。“一個人斷了一只手，他來找我，”一個說，“如今那個人是個音樂會的小提琴手。”
“這算不了什么，”另一個說。“一個家伙兩條腿斷了，他來找我，我將它們接了回去。如今，那人是馬拉松選手。”
“我比你們兩個都強，”第三個說，“一天，我碰到一起可怕的車禍。除了一個馬屁股，和一幅眼睛，什么都沒有留下。如今，那人坐在美國參議院里。”
Three Surgeons
Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills. “A man came to me who had his hand cut off，” said one. “Today that man is a concert violinist.”
“That's nothing，” said another. “A guy came to me who had his legs cut off. I stitched them back on， and today that man is a marathon runner.”
“I can top both of you，” said the third. “One day I came on the scene of a terrible accident. There was nothing left but a horse's posterior - and a pair of glasses. Today that man is seated in United States Senate.”
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