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迪斯尼之族
弗羅里達(dá)州的迪斯尼樂(lè)園是一個(gè)迷人的地方。一次我和丈夫以及兩個(gè)孩子前往旅游，我們?nèi)硇牡爻磷碓谒母鞣N奇觀之中。精疲力竭地玩了三天之后，我們要回家了。
當(dāng)我們驅(qū)車(chē)離開(kāi)時(shí)，兒子揮手說(shuō)：“再見(jiàn)，美奇?！?/p>
女兒揮著手說(shuō)，“再見(jiàn)，美妮。”
丈夫也有氣無(wú)力地?fù)]了揮手，說(shuō)道：“再見(jiàn)，美元?！?/p>
A Trip to Disney
On a trip to Disney World in Florida， my husband and I adn our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three exhausting days， we headed for home.
As we drove away， our son waved and said， “Good-by， Mickey.”
Our daughter waved and said， “Good-by， Minnie.”
My husband waved， rather weakly， and said， “Good-by， Money.”
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