那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事171：你占了我的位置

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"Excuse me. but the seat you've taken is mine."
“請原諒，你占了我的位置。”

"Yours? Can you prove it?"
“你的位置？你能證明這點嗎？”

"Yes, I put a cup of ice cream on it."
“能，我在座位上放了杯冰激凌。”

單詞＆詞組 delight 快樂，高興，喜悅
hopelessly 無望地，絕望地
adjoin 鄰接，毗連
mayhem 傷害罪之一種，故意的傷害罪
ensue 跟著發生，繼起
proclaim 宣布，聲明，顯示，顯露
slash 猛砍，鞭打，砍傷
discount 期口
entrance 入口，門口，進入

知道不知道

律師的說法有多少種

lawyer也是attomey, solicitor, banister,counselor(or counselor),advocate等的通稱。
attorney代理人、（小）律師、訟師、辯護士。用法：an attorney
represents his client一律師代表當事人，美式英語用法。早期在英國指檢察總長；在美國則為司法部長。
solicitor英國一初級律師：美國一法務官
barrister英國一大律師、辯護士
counsellor(or counselor)英國一大律師、私人顧問：爰爾蘭、美國一辯護士
advocate辯護士、代言人、擁護者、提倡者
The Bar（法庭中的）圍欄：律師職、律師界

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