英語(yǔ)幽默笑話大全時(shí)尚生活篇08：喂養(yǎng)寵物(雙語(yǔ)閱讀)
第一部份 新鮮生活
Unit8 Keeping Pets 喂養(yǎng)寵物
英語(yǔ)幽默笑話大全時(shí)尚生活篇08：喂養(yǎng)寵物(雙語(yǔ)閱讀)
Birds in their little nests agree.
鳥(niǎo)在巢中不相爭(zhēng)。
A small child was giving a bath to a tiny and dirty kitten in the gar-den. while an ojd lady passing by.
一個(gè)小男孩在花園里給一只身上很臟的小花貓洗澡，正在這時(shí)，一個(gè)上了年紀(jì)的女士從旁邊經(jīng)過(guò)。
A:Sonny.you shouldn't bathe a kitty in cold waLer.He will get sick and die.
小家伙，你不應(yīng)該在涼水中給小貓洗澡，他會(huì)生病,甚至?xí)馈?/p>
(The child go on with his job.barely liatening to her.Two houra Wer,the lacjy was retumiWg when ahe saw the boy sittinS on the ground and cring.with the dead kitten lying beaide him.
可是，小男孩繼續(xù)給小貓洗澡，幾乎對(duì)那位女士置之不理。兩小時(shí)以后，那位女士返回時(shí)看見(jiàn)那個(gè)小男孩坐在地上哭泣，小貓?zhí)稍谒纳砼裕懒?。?/p>
B:Didn't I tell you .sonny.that the kitty would die if you wa.shed him in the cold water?
小家伙，我不是告訴休了嗎？如果在涼水中給小貓洗澡，他會(huì)死的。
A:But Auntie. he didn't die because I waahed him; he died when I was wrinpng him dry.
可是，阿姨，他不是因?yàn)槲医o它洗澡死的，當(dāng)我把他擰于時(shí)，他就死了。
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