Kid Joke(82)
A little girl asked her mother,“Can I go outside and play with the boys?”
Her mother replied,“No,you can‘t play with the boys,they’re too rough.”
The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked,“If I can find a smooth one,can I play with him?”
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