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A young man was paying an over-night visit to an out-of-town boyhood friend and his wife and young son. When it came time to retire，the young man was told he could sleep in the same bed as his son. After putting on his pajamas and entering the young son‘s room，he noticed the lad was stooped on the side of the bed with his head bowed. The young man proceeded to do the same thing on his side of the bed，thinking the lad was praying.“What are you doing？”said the lad.“The same thing you are”，answered the young man.“Oh，boy”！Said the young lad.“Mommy’s going to‘be real mad at you，because the potty is on this side of the bed！”
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