Idiots Joke(37)
Two young idiots were camping out in the forest one night. But the mosquitoes Were so fierce that the boys had to hide under their blankets to keep from getting bitten. The one of the boys saw some lightning bugs.“We may as well give up，”he told his friend.“Now they are coming at us with flashlights.”
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