趣味圖片英語笑話：都說了男人不靠譜,你還不信!（雙語）

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趣味圖片英語：都說了男人不靠譜,你還不信!

都說了男人是有多不靠譜，你竟然不信，還想讓他帶孩子。你幻想的他和孩子其樂融融：

別幻想了，那是別人家的！對你家的男人，注意啦：
They should never be left to take care of infants.千萬別讓他們照顧嬰兒。否則，他們會給毫無反抗力的嬰兒化妝打扮成下面這樣：↓

（小編不騙你，我們可愛的錢鐘書先生也曾經給女兒畫過胡子…）

或者這樣：

They should never be asked to watch the baby.大一點的寶寶也不能給他們帶。否則，寶寶會受到不良的啟蒙教育>>> ↓

They should never be left alone near rivers, especially if there are children around.千萬別把他們單獨留在河邊，尤其是附近有孩子在玩的時候。（他們會用下面的方式幫助孩子去摸到水

PS：其實，這也是一種父愛。不是嗎？父愛如空氣，這是男人愛的另一種表達！

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