爆笑英語幽默笑話精選15：The Composition Class作文課（英漢雙語笑話）
15. The Composition Class
15.作文課
The students in the composition class were assigned the task of writing an essay on "The Most Beautiful Thing I Ever Saw".The student who，of all the members of the class，seemed the least sensitive to beauty, handed in his paper first with astonishing speed. It was short and to the point. He had written:"The most beautiful thing I ever saw was too beautiful for words.”
在作文課上，學生們被布置寫一篇題為“我所見到過的最美的東西”的文章。在整個班級中看起來對美最不敏感的那個學生用令人吃驚的速度第一個交了卷。這篇文章短而扼要。他寫道:“我所見到過的最美的東西美得無法用語言來表達。”
assign
vt.分配，分派
astonish
vt.使吃驚，使驚訝
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