爆笑英語幽默笑話精94：Imitate Birds模仿鳥兒（英漢雙語笑話）
94.Imitate Birds
94.模仿鳥兒
A man tried to get a job in a stage show."What can you dot”asked the producer.
一個人想在一個舞臺劇中找份工作。“你能干什么呢?”導演問。
“Imitate birds，”the man said.
“模仿鳥兒，”那人說。
"Are you kidding?”answered the producer,“People like that are a dime a dozen.”
“你在開玩笑吧?”導演答道，“那樣的人一毛錢可以找一打。”
"Well，I guess that’s right.”said the actor，as he spread his arms and flew away.
“噢，那就算了。”那名演員說著，展開翅膀，飛出了窗口。
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