爆笑英語幽默笑話精71:Neither Bird Nor Beast禽獸不如（英漢雙語笑話）
71.Neither Bird Nor Beast
71.禽獸不如
When phoenix spent his birthday，the bat did not attend，saying，“I have four legs，so I belong to a beast.”I should not attend. When Kylin spent his birthday，the bat did not attend either，saying，“I have the wing，so I belong to a bird.” One day，the Phoenix had a conversation with the Kylin about this matter, then both were filled with anger: How can be this kind of thing neither bird nor beast existing in the world.
鳳凰過生日時(shí)，蝙幅不去，它說:“我有四條腿，屬于走獸，不該去。”麒麟過生日時(shí)，蝙幅也不去，它說:“我有翅膀，宜算飛禽。”一夭，鳳凰和麒麟談起這事，無不義慣填膺:“世界上竟還有這么個(gè)禽獸不如的東西。”
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