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爆笑英語幽默笑話精70:It’s Important重要性(英漢雙語笑話)

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70.It’s Important

70.重要性

Mother rat,as well as his children,is playing game.Suddenly a big spotted cat comes near,so the rats flee for lives hurriedly.The little rats are too young to run quickly to be caught by the cat in  no time. Just at that moment the mother rat stops to turn round to howl at the cat regardless of personal safety:Bark,bark. Sounds like a cur. The spotted cat gets muddled,taking to the wilds. Mother rat summons together the children  seized with error,saying in sincere words and earnest wishes:You see how important it is to master a second language!

老鼠媽媽正帶著孩子們做游戲,突然過來一只大花貓,老鼠們于是趕緊逃命。小老鼠們跑不快,眼看就要被貓逮住。這時(shí),老鼠媽媽停了下來,轉(zhuǎn)過臉奮不顧身地向貓咆哮:“汪,汪。”聽起來有如一只惡狗。花貓惜了,落荒而逃。老鼠媽媽召集起驚魂未定的孩子,語重心長(zhǎng)地說:“看,學(xué)一門外語多重要!”

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