Question / Answer Jokes(66)
Q. What do witches put on their hair when they are going out????
A. Scare-spray
更多 英語(yǔ)笑話、英語(yǔ)小笑話、英文笑話、英語(yǔ)幽默小故事,請(qǐng)繼續(xù)關(guān)注 英語(yǔ)作文大全
幽默 笑話本文地址:http://www.hengchuai.cn/writing/humor/85677.html
相關(guān)文章
-
黑英語(yǔ)(18)
黑英語(yǔ)―第十八課 羅丹雕塑展 1.背口訣記單詞 這部作品是unusual (不尋常的) 根據(jù)事實(shí)是actual (真實(shí)的) 雖然它只是manual (手工的)* 給人震撼是spiritual (精神上的) 隨手一筆似casual (漫不經(jīng)...
2018-12-26 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
加菲貓用看電視的方式來(lái)節(jié)食-看漫畫(huà)學(xué)英語(yǔ)之加菲貓[5]--雙語(yǔ)幽默漫畫(huà)
garfield:maybe watching television will take my mind off this diet.加菲貓:可能看電視將會(huì)轉(zhuǎn)移我飲食的思想。tv:and now.back to...bowling for meat loaf.電視:現(xiàn)在,快回來(lái),保齡球肉餡糕。...
2018-10-29 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
英語(yǔ)幽默精讀【28】A Tough Teacher
A school teacher friend of mine injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. On his first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he was ass...
2019-01-07 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
一周笑話節(jié)選(二)
"President Obama's Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor had her second day in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee today. Her confirmation is pretty much a forgone...
2018-11-30 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
這是我見(jiàn)過(guò)的最聰明的狗。
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he...
2018-11-27 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話80
1. My Husband Will Be Home Soon A married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really...
2018-11-21 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
Quote Joke(26)
A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said,“Wish you were here.”I'm moving to Mars next week,so if you have any b...
2019-01-04 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
饑荒八成是你造成的唄。
A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby."From your looks," said the fat man, "there might have been a famine."Yes," was the reply, "and from your looks, you mi...
2018-11-26 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
哪有人能彎腰彎那么低的啊?
哪有人能彎腰彎那么低的啊? How could anyone stoop so low? Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in f...
2019-01-06 英語(yǔ)笑話