英語幽默漫畫帶翻譯:你知道怎么檢測你是不是中年體型嗎(雙語)
You know that pleading “middle-age spread” isno longera viable option when you can “pinch a foot”.
當你能夾住一只腳的時候,就能檢測你是不是中年體型了。
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