那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事150：優缺點

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Good points and bad points
優缺點

"This house,n said the real-estate salesman, "has both its good points and bad points. To show you l'm honest, l'm going to tell you about the disadvantage"there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughtenlouss one block north."
“這幢房子，一房地產推銷商說，”既有優點也有缺點。為了顯示我的誠意，我會告訴你它的缺點。往南面一個街區是一家化工廠，往北面一個街區是一家屠宰場。

“What are the advantages?n inquired the prospective buyer.
那么它的優點呢？準備買房子的人問道。

"The good thing about it," said the agent, "is that you can always tell which way the wind is blowing."
代理商說道，-它的好處就是，你總能分清風是從哪邊吹過來的。

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