趣味圖片英語笑話:hermit crab寄生蟹(雙語)
But we have such a good thing going ...Why can't we live together!?
但是我們有一件如此好的事……為什么我們不能生活在一起?
Shirley, you have got to understand: I'm hermit crab!
雪莉,你必須明白:我是寄生蟹!
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