英語笑話:好消息和壞消息（士兵版）
導語：笑話讓人快樂^_^中西方人的笑點不一樣，也許你覺得捧腹大笑的笑話，老外也許還納悶中：“很好笑嗎？”老外笑的掉淚的笑話，我們也許覺得“好冷”。歸根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑話也能學到知識喲(*^__^*)……下面就隨英語笑話小編一起來欣賞這則英語笑話吧(*^__^*) ……
The soldiers had been marching and fighting, they were dirty, hot and tired. One day, the general announced: “My men, I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which one would you like first?”
“The good news!” they all shouted.
“OK,” said the General. “The good news is that you will each be receiving a complete change of clothing.”
“Hurrah!” chorused the soldiers.
“And now for the bad news. Jack, you will change with John. John, you will change with Tom. Tom, you will change with Robert. Robert...
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