英語(yǔ)笑話：遲到了
導(dǎo)語(yǔ)：笑話讓人快樂(lè)^_^中西方人的笑點(diǎn)不一樣，也許你覺(jué)得捧腹大笑的笑話，老外也許還納悶中：“很好笑嗎？”老外笑的掉淚的笑話，我們也許覺(jué)得“好冷”。歸根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑話也能學(xué)到知識(shí)喲(*^__^*) ……下面就隨英語(yǔ)笑話小編一起來(lái)欣賞這則英語(yǔ)笑話吧O(∩_∩)O~~
Teacher: Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner，a sign says，"School-Go slow".
老師：為什么你每天早晨都遲到？
湯姆：每當(dāng)我經(jīng)過(guò)學(xué)校的拐角處，就看見(jiàn)一個(gè)牌子上寫(xiě)著“學(xué)校——慢行”。
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