英漢雙語笑話92
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1.
Fishing
Larry and Harry drove 500 miles to go fishing. They paid a huge sum to rent a cabin, a similar about to rent a boat. They fished for three days and caught only one fish between them.
On the way home, Harry fiddled with a calculator while Larry drove. After an hour, Harry said, "Do you realize that this one fish we caught cost us almost $2,000?"
"Wow!" Larry said, "It's a good thing we didn't catch any more."
釣魚
拉里和哈里驅(qū)車500英里去釣魚。兩人花了一大筆錢租了一間小屋，又花了差不多同樣的錢租了一條船。兩人釣了三天，只釣到一條魚。
在回家的路上，拉里開車，哈里撥弄著計算器。一小時后，哈里說：“你可知道我們釣的這條魚幾乎用掉我們2000美元？”
“哇！”拉里應(yīng)答：“幸虧我們沒有多釣到魚。”
2.
Letter of Recommendation
When Peters learned that he was being fired, he went to see the head of human resources. "Since I've been with the firm for so long," he said, "I think I deserve at least a letter of recommendation."
The human resources director agreed and said he'd have the letter the next day. The following morning, Peters found a letter on his desk. It read, "Jonathan Peters worked for our company for 11 years. When
he left us, we were very satisfied."
推薦信
彼得斯聽說自己被解雇了，便去見人力資源部的頭頭。“既然我在公司干了這么久，”他說，“我想至少該給我一封推薦信。”
人力資源部主任同意了，并說他第二天就可拿到該信。第二天早上，彼得斯在他的桌子上看 一封信，上面寫道：“喬納森?彼得斯在我們公司干了11年。當(dāng)他離去的時候，我們很滿意。”
3.
It depends
Traveler: Can I catch the three o'clock train to Toronto?
Ticket agent: That depends
on how fast you can run. It left fifteen minutes ago.
看情況
旅行者：我還能趕上3點(diǎn)鐘那班到多倫多的火車嗎？
售票員：那得看你跑得有多快。火車15分鐘前開出。
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Larry and Harry drove 500 miles to go fishing. They paid a huge sum to rent a cabin, a similar about to rent a boat. They fished for three days and caught only one fish between them.
On the way home, Harry fiddled with a calculator while Larry drove. After an hour, Harry said, "Do you realize that this one fish we caught cost us almost $2,000?"
"Wow!" Larry said, "It's a good thing we didn't catch any more."
釣魚
拉里和哈里驅(qū)車500英里去釣魚。兩人花了一大筆錢租了一間小屋，又花了差不多同樣的錢租了一條船。兩人釣了三天，只釣到一條魚。
在回家的路上，拉里開車，哈里撥弄著計算器。一小時后，哈里說：“你可知道我們釣的這條魚幾乎用掉我們2000美元？”
“哇！”拉里應(yīng)答：“幸虧我們沒有多釣到魚。”
2.
Letter of Recommendation
When Peters learned that he was being fired, he went to see the head of human resources. "Since I've been with the firm for so long," he said, "I think I deserve at least a letter of recommendation."
The human resources director agreed and said he'd have the letter the next day. The following morning, Peters found a letter on his desk. It read, "Jonathan Peters worked for our company for 11 years. When
he left us, we were very satisfied."
推薦信
彼得斯聽說自己被解雇了，便去見人力資源部的頭頭。“既然我在公司干了這么久，”他說，“我想至少該給我一封推薦信。”
人力資源部主任同意了，并說他第二天就可拿到該信。第二天早上，彼得斯在他的桌子上看 一封信，上面寫道：“喬納森?彼得斯在我們公司干了11年。當(dāng)他離去的時候，我們很滿意。”
3.
It depends
Traveler: Can I catch the three o'clock train to Toronto?
Ticket agent: That depends
on how fast you can run. It left fifteen minutes ago.
看情況
旅行者：我還能趕上3點(diǎn)鐘那班到多倫多的火車嗎？
售票員：那得看你跑得有多快。火車15分鐘前開出。
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