賴世雄讀英語笑話學(xué)英語之高尚職業(yè)笑話(1):不費(fèi)吹灰之力(雙語)
Unit 1 No Sweat! 不費(fèi)吹灰之力
There were four passengers in the small aircraft as it sputtered over the Andes; a businessman, an inventor, a priest and a laid-back budget traveller.
一架正飛越安第斯山脈的小飛機(jī)上坐著四名乘客:一名商人,一名發(fā)明家,一位神父和一個(gè)靠預(yù)算過日子、看起來懶懶散散的旅行者。
Suddenly the pilot entered the cabin and told them the horrible news: “Gentlemen, the plane is going down. I’m going to try to crash-land it, but you must all jump.”
突然,駕駛員走進(jìn)艙告訴他們可怕的消息“:各位先生,這架飛機(jī)正失控下降中,我要設(shè)法迫降,但你們必須先跳下飛機(jī)。”
Naturally, the men were horrified, and even more so when they discovered that there were only three parachutes.
當(dāng)然,那幾個(gè)人都嚇得目瞪口呆,尤其是當(dāng)他們發(fā)現(xiàn)只有三個(gè)降落傘可以使用時(shí),更是心驚膽戰(zhàn)。
The businessman said, “Sirs, I employ thousands of people. Their lives and those of their families depend on me . I think you’ll agree that I must survive.” He promptly put on a parachute and leaped.
那名商人說道“:各位先生,我雇用好幾千名員工,他們都要靠我養(yǎng)家活口,我想你們都同意我必須活著回去。”說著他便穿上一具降落傘跳出飛機(jī)去。
The inventor rose, already adjusting the straps. “I’m the smartest man in the world. My inventions have transformed the lives of millions. There’s no telling how much good I may yet do. Goodbye.” And he, too, jumped from the plane.
接著發(fā)明家站了起來,調(diào)整了肩帶說道“:我是世界上最聰明的人,我的發(fā)明改變了成千上萬人的生活。我還會(huì)對(duì)大眾造多少福難以估計(jì)。再見了,各位!”他也跟著跳出機(jī)艙。
The priest was serene, and interrupted his prayers to speak to the traveller. “I am a man of God, my son; I have no fear of death. Take the last parachute and save you life.”
神父心平氣和,中斷禱告,對(duì)旅行者說道“:小伙子,我是信奉上帝的人,我對(duì)死并不畏懼,剩下的降落傘你就拿去用,逃命去吧!”
“Hey, it’s cool, Father. There’re still two parachutes left. The smartest man in the world just jumped out of the plane wearing my backpack.”
“嘿,神父,真是太棒了!我們還有兩個(gè)降落傘。那個(gè)自稱世界上最聰明的人背了我的背包跳出去了。”
英語知識(shí)點(diǎn)解說:
1.passenger n. 乘客
2.aircraft n. 航空器(飛機(jī)、飛艇、飛船的總稱),單、復(fù)數(shù)同形,即an aircraft, two aircraft 。但 airplane 一字復(fù)數(shù)要加 s 。
3.sputter vt. 發(fā)啪啪聲;嘎嘎作響
4.laid-back a. 懶散的;松弛的
例:People in California are said to be laid-back, and it certainly seems to be a relaxed place.
(據(jù)說加州的人都很懶散,那個(gè)地方也的確像是個(gè)休閑的去處。)
5.budget n. 預(yù)算 & vt. 預(yù)計(jì);安排時(shí)間
budget one's time 有效安排某人的時(shí)間
例:You should budget your time. In fact, you don't have much time to waste.
(你應(yīng)有效安排你的時(shí)間。事實(shí)上,你能浪費(fèi)的時(shí)間并不多。)
6.cabin n. 機(jī)艙
7.horrible a. 可怕的;令人毛骨悚然的
例:Peter let out a horrible cry when he saw his wife's credit card bill.
(彼得看見他老婆的信用卡賬單時(shí),大聲驚叫了出來。)
8.crash-land vt. 使迫降
9.parachute n. 降落傘
10.survive vt. 比……活得久;撐過
survival n. 生還
例:I swear, Lord, if I survive this hangover, I'll never drink again.
(主啊!我發(fā)誓,要是我能撐過這次宿醉,我就再也不會(huì)喝酒了。)
11.promptly ad. 迅速地
例:Remove that illegal structure promptly or legal action will be brought against you.
(立即把那個(gè)違章建筑拆掉,否則你將受到法律的制裁。)
12.adjust vt. & vi. 調(diào)節(jié);適應(yīng)
adjust(oneself) to... 適應(yīng)……
例:You either have to adjust (yourself) to your surroundings or be overwhelmed by them.
(你要調(diào)整自己去適應(yīng)環(huán)境,要不然就只有隨波逐流了。)
13.strap n. 皮帶;肩帶
14.There's no telling... 沒有人知道…… ;無法得知…
=It's impossible to tell...
例:There's no telling how fat Fat Freddy will eventually become.
(實(shí)在沒有人會(huì)知道胖子佛瑞迪最后會(huì)變得多胖。)
15.do good 行善
本文 how much good I may yet do 為名詞從句,其中當(dāng) how much good 當(dāng) do 的賓語,yet 則為副詞,表“尚會(huì)”。
例:Everyone means well, but to actually do good is rather more difficult.
(每個(gè)人的心地都是善良的,但要真正行善卻是相當(dāng)困難。)
16.serene a. 安詳?shù)模粚庫o的
例:What could be more valuable than a serene heart?
(還有什么要比寧靜的心情更可貴呢
17.interrupt vt. 中斷;阻止
例: We interrupt this program to bring you a special announcement from the White House.
(本節(jié)目現(xiàn)在要插播一段白宮發(fā)布的特別報(bào)道。)
18.prayer n. 祈禱;請(qǐng)?jiān)?br />say one's prayers 念祈禱文
例:"Say your prayers, cowboy. You're about to meet your Maker," said Black Bart as he drew his gun.
(“快禱告吧,牛仔。你馬上就可以見到你的主子。”布萊克·巴特掏出手槍時(shí)說道。)
19.cool a. 涼的;冷靜的;了不起的;很棒的
現(xiàn)今青少年的口頭語“酷”,就源自 cool 一字。
例:If you try too hard to look cool, you won't.
(如果你刻意裝扮成酷模樣,結(jié)果會(huì)適得其反。)
20.backpack n. 背包
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