心不在焉的老師
An Absent Minded Professor
A notoriously absentminded professor was one day observed walking along the street with one foot continually in the gutter, the other on the pavement．
A pupil meeting him said:
"Good evening, professor．How are you?
"Well," answered the professor, "I thought I was all right when I left home, but now I don't know what's the matter with me．I've been limping for the last half hour．"
心不在焉的老師
有一天，人們看見一個有名的心不在焉的老師在路上走，他的一只腳一直踏在街溝里，另一只腳踩在人行道上。
一個碰見他的學生說：
“晚安，老師。您怎么了？”
“啊，”這位老師回答說：“我想我離開家的時候還挺好的，可是現在我不知道出了什么毛病。我已經一瘸一拐走了半個小時了。”
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