外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹123：不同的聽(tīng)眾(中英)
AI Smith was governor of New York State. He was a famous man. He was born very poor on the East Side of New York City. He had little education. He worked very hard and won great success.
阿爾·史密斯曾是紐約州的州長(zhǎng)。他是個(gè)名人。他出生在紐約市東部的一個(gè)窮苦家庭。他讀書(shū)不多，但他工作勤奮，終于獲得了很大成就。
One day, as governor, he was visiting the state prison at Sing一Sing. Sing一Sing is one of the largest prisons in the United States. The head of the prison asked Mr. Smith to say something to the prisoners. Mr. Smith had never spoken to this kind of audience before. He did not know how to begin.
有一天，作為州長(zhǎng)，他訪問(wèn)星星監(jiān)獄。星星監(jiān)獄是美國(guó)最大的監(jiān)獄之一。監(jiān)獄長(zhǎng)請(qǐng)史密斯對(duì)囚犯說(shuō)幾句話。史密斯先生以前從沒(méi)對(duì)這類聽(tīng)眾講過(guò)話。他不知道怎樣開(kāi)口。
Finally, he said, "My fellow citizens. . .”Then he remembered that when a man goes to prison he is no longer a citizen. He began again. "My fellow prisoners...”That did not sound right，，。He said:"We1l,anvway, I'm glad to see so many of you here today.”
最后，他說(shuō):“我親愛(ài)的公民們……”接著他想起一個(gè)人蹲監(jiān)獄就不再是公民了。他重新開(kāi)始:“我親愛(ài)的囚犯?jìng)?hellip;…，”那聽(tīng)起來(lái)也不對(duì)勁兒，于是他說(shuō):“噢，無(wú)論如何，今天在這兒見(jiàn)到你們這么多人，真是太高興了。”
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