外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹129：你一個，我一個(中英)
One late autumn evening two boys, having collected sack full of chestnuts, decided to share them out in a graveyard. On their way in one of the boys dropped the sack and two of the cockers rolled out. "We' Il get those later,” he said, and in they went to divide up the remainder. As they were counting them out a small girl happened to be crossing the graveyard，and to her horror she heard from behind a bush a voice say, "one for you , one for me. One for you , one for me” In terror she rushed to the gate and bumped into a policeman, "what' s the matter, little girl?" he asked, for she was obviously in great distress.
一個深秋的晚上，兩個男孩撿了一袋栗子準備到墓地里去平分。在進去的路上，一個男孩不小心把袋子掉在了地上，兩顆栗子滾了出去。“我們過會兒再來找。”他說。他們就進去分其余的栗子。在他們分栗子時，碰巧有一個小姑娘從墓地穿過。她驚恐萬分地聽到樹叢后面有個聲音在說:“你一個，我一個，你一個，我一個!”她嚇得急忙跑到門口，正撞上一個警察。警察見她萬分恐懼，就問:“小姑娘，出了什么事了?”
"Oh, Mr. Policeman!" She wailed, "there're ghosts in the graveyard, and they're sharing out the dead bodies! Listen!”
“噢，警察先生。”她哭著說，“墓地里面有鬼，他們在分死尸呢!你聽!”
And as she held a trembling finger to her lips they heard a voice say, "one for you, one for me. And we mustn’t forget those two by the gate!”
她把顫抖的手指豎在嘴唇前，這時他們聽見一個聲音說:“你一個，我一個，咱們可別忘了門口那兩個!”
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