外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹250：優質服務(中英)
Department一store automatic answering machine:
百貨公司自動答復機:
"If you are calling to order or send money, press 5.”
“如果您想定貨或者付定金請按5。”
"If you are calling to register a complaint, press 645954145452772.”
“如果您想登記投訴請按645954145452772”
"Have a good day.”
“祝您愉快。”
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