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- We‘ve all been lost and depended on our wives to act as navigator. Well，not long ago，Mrs. Jim Jr.，her face buried in a map book，said“Turn here！”I did，and didn’t notice the“No Left Turn”sign. J...
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- Three guys witness a murder；the only problem is they each say only one thing. The first guy says，“Mememememe.”The second guy says，“Forks and knifes.”And the third guy says，“Goody，goody gumdrop...
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- A man steals paintings from a museum and gets a few blocks away，runs out of gas and the cops catch him. When asked what happened he replied……“I didn‘t have enough Monet to pay for Degas to...
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- Uncle Sam and Osama decided to settle the whole war with a dogfight. They would each have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog and whoever‘s dog won would dominate the world. Osama found th...
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- The local sheriff was looking for a deputy，so Gomer，who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket，went in to try out for the job.“Okay，”the sheriff drawled，“Gomer，what is 1 and 1？” “1...
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- During a terrible storm，all the highway signs were covered with snow. The following spring，the state decided to raise all the signs twelve inches at a cost of six million dollars.“That‘s an ou...
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- Q：How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb？ A：Two. One to assure the public that everything possible is being done while the other screws it into a water faucet.更多 英語笑話、...
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- A candidate for city council was doing some door-to-door campaigning，and things were going pretty well，he thought，till he came to the house of a grouchy-looking fellow. After the candidate‘s lit...
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- A selection of quotes from“I miss Dan Quayle”。 “I was recently on a tour of Latin America，and the only regret I have was that I didn‘t study Latin harder in school so I could converse w...
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- Little Billy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter address...
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- Edward Hale，while chaplain of the U.S. Senate，was asked，“Do you pray for the senators？” He quickly replied，“No. After getting to know the senators，I pray for the people.”更多 英語笑話、英語小...
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- A mid-level executive was so frustrated at being passed over for promotion year after year，that，in frustration，he went to a brain-transplant center in the hope of raising his I.Q. 20 points. Afte...
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- Tony Blair and George W Bush had been sent to hell. The Devil had prepared two cells for them. Tony Blair walked into this dingy cold room that had rats running all over it. The Devil said，“To...
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- An airplane was once making a routine flight from Hackensack，New Jersey to New York City. The people on board where the world‘s smartest politician，the pilot（also a father），a Boy Scout，and a devout...
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- Christopher Columbus was the first ever-successful politician of the world because he didn‘t know where he was going，he didn’t know where he was when he got there，and he did all of it only on...
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- The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened intently，and after a moment his face brightened. When he hung up，he immediately phoned his mother to tell...
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- It seems there was an agreement between two of the top power nations at the height of the arms race which grew out of their concern of global annihilation. Both sides agreed on a final end-all...
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- When the maintenance men removed the 10 Commandments from the courthouse，nobody said anything - until the statue fell off the dolly and cracked a little. Everybody yelled，“Run！”更多 英語笑話、...
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- This Russian guy loses his pet parrot. He looks everywhere，all around the neighborhood，in the park，everywhere. He can‘t find the parrot. Finally he goes around to the KGB office and tells the de...
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- What did the young Arnold Schwarzenegger state，when attending music school in Austria，after turning down the chance to become another Beethoven，Mozart or Chopin？What did he say？ “I‘ll be Bach....
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- Fidel Castro dies and goes up to heaven. He‘s standing at Heavens gate and St. Peter tells him it was because of what he did to his people，so he will be going to hell. When Fidel gets to hell...
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- “I was recently on a tour of Latin America，and the only regret I have was that I didn‘t study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.” ――J. Danforth Quayle“If we...
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- George Washington probably did not chop down his father‘s cherry tree. George Washington probably did not admit it by saying，“I cannot tell a lie！”But people often repeat this story because i...
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- This administration has conclusively discovered how to deal wit the deficit. It‘s a skill，which requires addition and distraction.更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注...
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- Three explorers became lost in the jungle and wandered for days with no food and little water. One day，just as they were finally about to give up，they crawled into a clearing and there right in...
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