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- Police Joke(19)
- Policeman：“Did you get the license number of the car that knocked you down？” Pedestrian：“No，but I know who it was. My mother-in-law！” Policeman：“How can you be so certain？” Pedestrian：...
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- Police Joke(20)
- After gunning his BMW the wrong way down a one-way street，the rather intoxicated young man was asked where he thought he was going by a curious police officer.“I‘m not really sure，”confessed...
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- Police Joke(21)
- Shut Up and Trouble were walking down a path. Trouble got lost. So，Shut Up went to the police officer. The police officer asked，“What‘s your name？” He answered，“Shut Up.” He asked again...
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- Police Joke(22)
- A man traveling at 130 mph on the interstate was stopped by highway police.“Sorry，officer”said the driver，“was I driving too fast？” “No，sir. You were flying too low.”更多 英語笑話、英語小...
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- Police Joke(23)
- A state trooper is driving down the highway when he sees a truck driver pull over，walk to the side of the truck with a tire jack，bang on the side of the truck a few times，and then drive away. A c...
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- Police Joke(24)
- A Highway Patrolman started creeping up on a highway speeder when it was evident that the individual being pursued realized there was a Highway Patrolman behind him and he stepped on the gas t...
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- Police Joke(25)
- This guy was pulled over for running a stop sign. When the cop checked the man‘s driver’s license，he said，“You‘re wearing glasses on your ID and you’re not now. I‘m going to have to give y...
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- Police Joke(26)
- A man gets this real fast sports car and hes is flying down the road at about 80 mph. After a couple miles a cop pulls out on to the road and turns on his siren. The man pulls over and waits f...
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- Police Joke(27)
- “Pull over the curb，”said the policeman.“You don‘t have a taillight.” The motorist stepped out，looked in back of the car，and stood quivering and speechless.“Oh，it‘s not that bad，”said th...
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- Police Joke(28)
- I stopped a drunk driver，and asked him to walk the white line. He said I‘m not drunk. I’ll walk that wire fence over there. I said ok，and he climbed onto the fence took a couple steps，and fell...
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- Police Joke(29)
- A fellow is trying out his new sports car；driving at 80 mph he sees a state patrol car in his mirror；he drives faster to 95 mph……the police car is right behind him；brings it up to 110 mph and t...
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- Police Joke(30)
- One bright day in the middle of the night，two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other，drew their knives and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise. Came and kill...
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- Police Joke(32)
- An inebriated crook had a little problem and ended up at the police station.“Couldn‘t you get that crook to confess to the crime？”asked the police chief.“We tried everything，Sir. We browbe...
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- Police Joke(33)
- A speeding driver was pulled over by a policeman. He asked，“Why was I pulled over when I wasn‘t the only one speeding.”The police replied，“Have you ever been fishing？”The man then said，“yes...
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- Police Joke(34)
- “Hi，police department？I‘ve lost my cat and… “Sorry lady，this is not a police job，we are too busy… “But you don‘t understand…this is a very intelligent cat. He is almost human. He can...
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- Police Joke(35)
- Joe，a notoriously bad golfer，hits his ball off the first tee and watches as it slices to the right and disappears through an open window. Figuring that‘s the end of it，he gets another ball out o...
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- Police Joke(36)
- The policeman was interviewing the man whose store had jus been robbed.“It‘s bad，”said the owner，“but it’s not as bad as it would have been if he‘d robbed me yesterday.” “Why is that？...
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- Police Joke(37)
- Police officer：I‘m sorry sir，but you will have to come with me. Driver：Why？ Police officer：You were driving at 120 miles per hour！ Driver：But I have only been in my car for 15 minutes！更多 英語...
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- Police Joke(38)
- One day there was this old man that was walking down the road. About a mile down the road he heard sirens and a police officer was behind him. So he stops and the cop gets out of his car and a...
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- Police Joke(39)
- Two prisoners were making their escape over the jailhouse roof when one of them dislodged a tile.“Who‘s there shouted a guard. The first prisoner replied with a convincing imitation of a cat...
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- Police Joke(48)
- A rookie was calling up his station on his pocket radio.“I‘m outside the Plaza Mall，”he reported.“A man has been robbed I’ve got one them.” “Which one？”asked the operator.“The one th...
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- Police Joke(40)
- The police officer：“You were exceeding the speed limit，ma‘a(chǎn)m，weren’t you？” The driver：“Yes，I was，sir，but you see my brakes are so bad that I wanted to get home before I had an accident.”更多...
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- Police Joke(41)
- A man traveling over 125 miles per hour on the interstate was stopped by a highway patrol.“Sorry，officer，”said the driver，“was I driving too fast？ “No，sir. Our were flying too low.”更多 英...
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- Police Joke(42)
- A traffic cop pulled over a speeding motorist and asked，“Do you have any ID？” The motorist replied，“About what？”更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續(xù)關注 英語作文大全幽...
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- Police Joke(43)
- A traffic cop pulled over a speeding motorist and asked，“Do you have any ID？” The motorist replied，“About what？”更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續(xù)關注 英語作文大全幽...
2019-01-02 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
