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- 抄 襲 我有個朋友在圣路易斯的華盛頓大學教歐洲歷史，他說有一次他發現了一篇抄襲的學期論文。他把那個學生叫到了辦公室。“這不是你寫的，”他說，“有人幫你從百科全書上原封不動地打印了下來。” “你沒...
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- 美 德 獲取研究生學位多年以后，我回到位于賓翰頓的紐約州立大學當教員。一天，電梯里很擁擠，有人抱怨電梯效率太低。我說自我在那里當學生起，20年來電梯一直沒有換過。 最后當電梯門打開時，我感到有人在我的...
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- 區 別 “研究生班和本科生很容易就能區別開來，”在洛杉磯加利福利亞州立大學給我們研究生上工程學課的老師如此說。“我說'下午好'，本科生們回答說'下午好'.研究生們則把我說的話記在筆記本上。” Differ...
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- 數學沒及格 我兒子是印第安那市曼西爾波州立大學的學生，大學一年級就上了系主任的名單。第二年他學心理學，剛幾個星期他就給家里打了個電話。 “媽媽，”他激動地說：“我找到了如何在大學里生存下去的答案！重...
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- 業余工作 我兒子在一所中學讀二年級時，在一家超級市場找到了一份包裝商品的業余工作。他滿面笑容地回到了家。 “第一天感覺如何？”我問。 “好極了，爸爸。”他答道，“我跟許多漂亮的女孩子講了話。” ...
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- 鑰匙還是接吻 我的一位朋友在給一個成人學生班級上英語課。他們都是新近來美國生活的。在一張桌子上擺了許多日常用品之后，他請全班同學給他挑出尺子，書本，鋼筆等。課進行得井然有序，學生們對自己所做的似乎很...
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- 自己做好準備 校園里流傳著這樣的故事：一個學生一次給父母拍了一份電報，上面寫著：“媽媽－我所有功課都不及格，被學校開除。讓爸爸做好準備。” 兩天以后，他收到了回電：“爸爸已準備好。你自己做好準備吧！” ...
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- Q. Who takes care of the farm when the farmer is sick？ A. The pharmacist更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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- Q：Why did the farmer receive an award？ A：Because he was outstanding in his field（out standing in his field）更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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- A motorist，after being bogged down in a muddy road，paid a passing farmer fifty dollars to pull him out with his tractor. After he was back on dry ground he said to the farmer，“At those prices，I s...
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- A Montana sheep farmer was driving down the road outside of Billings one day when a State Trooper pulls him over and says，“Hey buddy，you know you just made a U-turn”？ The farmer replies，“I d...
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- A man‘s car stalled on a country road. When he got out to fix it，a cow came along and stopped beside him.“Your trouble is probably in the carburetor，”said the cow. Startled，the man jumped back...
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- Farmer Emmitt had just finished cutting up hog meat when he gave his wife two hams and said，“Cora take these two hams and put them up for hard times.”Cora took the hams and put them in the fr...
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- There‘s a lot to be said about marital bliss…… A while back there was an opening in the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are extremely difficult to fill，requiring an...
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- A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall，handsome，extremely sexy young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could no...
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- Q：What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is 24 hours a day/seven days a week？ A：A widow.更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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- A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist，“Paint me with diamond rings，a diamond necklace，emerald bracelets，a ruby broach，and gold Rolex.” “But you are not wearing any...
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- Dear John， I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement. Won‘t you forgive and forget？Your absence is breaking my heart. I was a fool，nobody can take your place. I love you. ...
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- A woman is walking on the road and a voice shouts out，“Don‘t take a step further.”She obeys and suddenly a ton of bricks fall on the place where she would have otherwise been. She thinks she...
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- A guy goes to a girl‘s house for the first time，and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks，and as he’s standing there alone，he no...
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- A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it. Inside was a genie. The genie said，“I will grant you three wishes and three wishes...
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- Two ladies were hanging out together and one was depressed.“What‘s wrong？” The depressed one replied，“I‘ve been married four times and everyone of my husbands has passed away.” The o...
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- Men who are bald at front of their heads are good thinkers. Men who are bald at the back of their heads are good lovers. Men who are bald at front and back think they are good lovers.更多 英語...
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